COACHELLA. L.A’s official fieldtrip to the desert. its come to an end and people are now posting their fag photos. get ready for the flood everybody.
STOP WEARING TIRED OLD SEQUIN SHIRTS FROM THE GOODWILL STORE. this shit is ridiculous. every girl in Hollywood or West Hollywood goes to Teddy’s in a dead persons sequin top. its fucking stupid. you’re not pretty. you’re not different. and you sure as fuck don’t look like you have any money.
DONT WEAR OVERALLS! OLIVIA THIRLBY. that shit aint cute. at all. girls keep wearing these one piece outfits and its so sad. OK we get it; youre lazy. you dont know how to dress yourself.
its a good thing you’re so different!
LEATHER STUFF!!! ROBERT BLAKE is obviously into leather play and leather accessories. underneath this outfit is where its at though. salmon 2 piece bathing suit with a butterfly tattoo to pull it all together. we been kissin.
SURI CRUISE!!!! this little dumplin: Suri. love the skids girl! tell your gay dad I’m about to OUT him if he dont drop my DVD copy of the matrix and that bootleg dude dorm VHS off at my house tomorrow!
JUSTIN BIEBER. this little lesbian weighs in at a hefty 110 pounds! and why the fuck did my man Usher buy him a car? I TOLD YOU HE DONT WANT YOU JUSTIN BIEBER!!!! Usher is my man and his last album was written after a short time in which we was separated. so you need to get real you little DIVA AND STEP BACK OFF MY MAN!!!!
KELLY BENSIMON!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BODY?!? I could do body shots off this old ham though if the world was turned just right and she had a twinkle in her eye!
Demi Lovato.
ME AND MY BESTIE. 3rd of 3 reader submissions. one of my photo submissions sent me some hate mail a few days ago. it was really precious. Miss Velvetsen with the bangs from hell, she is just a little gemstone from heaven.
so this submission came in with a link to a blog. this little lesbian has fans! its the best, in her blog she thanks all of her fans! for what?! pig nosed little half-wit.
HEIDI MONTAG. can you imagine how annoying she must have been during her recovery time. I can hear her screaming and crying and asking that stupid fuck Spencer to bring her BOMB POPS. I can imagine this performance to be a huge part of their separation.
