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COACHELLA. L.A’s official fieldtrip to the desert. its...

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 00:32:04 -0400

COACHELLA. L.A’s official fieldtrip to the desert. its come to an end and people are now posting their fag photos. get ready for the flood everybody.

I honestly just want to do-it with him.

Sun, 18 Apr 2010 23:02:00 -0400

I honestly just want to do-it with him.

STOP WEARING TIRED OLD SEQUIN SHIRTS FROM THE GOODWILL STORE....

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:37:50 -0400

STOP WEARING TIRED OLD SEQUIN SHIRTS FROM THE GOODWILL STORE. this shit is ridiculous. every girl in Hollywood or West Hollywood goes to Teddy’s in a dead persons sequin top. its fucking stupid. you’re not pretty. you’re not different. and you sure as fuck don’t look like you have any money.

DONT WEAR OVERALLS! OLIVIA THIRLBY. that shit aint cute. at all....

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:34:43 -0400

DONT WEAR OVERALLS! OLIVIA THIRLBY. that shit aint cute. at all. girls keep wearing these one piece outfits and its so sad. OK we get it; youre lazy. you dont know how to dress yourself.

its a good thing you’re so different!

LEATHER STUFF!!! ROBERT BLAKE is obviously into leather play and...

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:29:37 -0400

LEATHER STUFF!!! ROBERT BLAKE is obviously into leather play and leather accessories. underneath this outfit is where its at though. salmon 2 piece bathing suit with a butterfly tattoo to pull it all together. we been kissin.

SURI CRUISE!!!! this little dumplin: Suri. love the skids girl!...

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 03:08:30 -0400

SURI CRUISE!!!! this little dumplin: Suri. love the skids girl! tell your gay dad I’m about to OUT him if he dont drop my DVD copy of the matrix and that bootleg dude dorm VHS off at my house tomorrow!

JUSTIN BIEBER. this little lesbian weighs in at a hefty 110...

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 03:00:00 -0400

JUSTIN BIEBER. this little lesbian weighs in at a hefty 110 pounds! and why the fuck did my man Usher buy him a car? I TOLD YOU HE DONT WANT YOU JUSTIN BIEBER!!!! Usher is my man and his last album was written after a short time in which we was separated. so you need to get real you little DIVA AND STEP BACK OFF MY MAN!!!!

KELLY BENSIMON!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG...

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 02:54:00 -0400

KELLY BENSIMON!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BODY?!? I could do body shots off this old ham though if the world was turned just right and she had a twinkle in her eye!

Demi Lovato. ME AND MY BESTIE. 3rd of 3 reader submissions. one...

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:32:00 -0400

Demi Lovato.

ME AND MY BESTIE. 3rd of 3 reader submissions. one of my photo submissions sent me some hate mail a few days ago. it was really precious. Miss Velvetsen with the bangs from hell, she is just a little gemstone from heaven.

so this submission came in with a link to a blog. this little lesbian has fans! its the best, in her blog she thanks all of her fans! for what?! pig nosed little half-wit.

HEIDI MONTAG. can you imagine how annoying she must have been...

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:35:28 -0400

HEIDI MONTAG. can you imagine how annoying she must have been during her recovery time. I can hear her screaming and crying and asking that stupid fuck Spencer to bring her BOMB POPS. I can imagine this performance to be a huge part of their separation.

I WISH SHE WOULDNT. I really wish she wouldn’t! my little...

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 02:50:45 -0400

I WISH SHE WOULDNT. I really wish she wouldn’t! my little goth angel-miss Texas, united America!

OK. LINDSAY LOHAN. I dont think Lindsay looks like a bitch at...

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 01:47:00 -0400

OK. LINDSAY LOHAN. I dont think Lindsay looks like a bitch at all, I actually have nothing bad to say about her. but GIRL why you got baby powder all over them skids?!?!!

PEACHES GELDOF. those heroin eyes, your one night heroin fueled...

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 21:47:00 -0400

PEACHES GELDOF. those heroin eyes, your one night heroin fueled sexcapades. seriously child who the fuck is this goofy looking white ass hole? girl looks like a big ass cabbage patch doll though.

your girl RICKY MARTIN has officially come out of the closet,...

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 18:48:56 -0400

your girl RICKY MARTIN has officially come out of the closet, this little dark skinded diva and I used to date and CAM2CAM all the time, we both had a lot in common. we both are really into misc. fetishes and group stuff!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH BEST WEBSITE IN THE ENTIRE INTERWEB WORLD!!!!

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 03:27:16 -0400

AHHHHHHHHHH BEST WEBSITE IN THE ENTIRE INTERWEB WORLD!!!!

CUTE MAKE-UP!! oh Jesus mother son and the holy ghost of all cat...

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 04:02:00 -0400

CUTE MAKE-UP!! oh Jesus mother son and the holy ghost of all cat vagina and American immigrant beauty queens. THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH for allowing this precious little creature of god to grace the internet with this amazing performance on youtube.com

please watch the whole 7.25 minutes I promise that you will not regret it. I promise. also note that her glasses are broken. in two places. its awesome. and say the words CUTE MAKE-UP in a baby voice a few times to make yourself laugh.

JON? YAWN? you disgusting classless piece of garbage. stop...

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 03:49:00 -0400

JON? YAWN? you disgusting classless piece of garbage. stop saying suck-it you HIV meth queen. you are not funny. you are not attractive. you are not talented. you make me throw up about 20 times in the one hour episodes of shear genius that you are involved in. AHHHHHHHHHHH. I want to see you fail. at everything.

HOUSEWIVES of NEW YORK. ALEX. you stank ass female. your shit is...

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 01:26:26 -0400

HOUSEWIVES of NEW YORK. ALEX. you stank ass female. your shit is fer’ sure stacked though. she a vibrant thing!

KIRSTIE ALLEY! you beautiful dairy queen you, I’m finna...

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 01:20:16 -0400

KIRSTIE ALLEY! you beautiful dairy queen you, I’m finna put some bacon in a skillet fire up my fry daddy and give this female a telephone call!!! I been steady thinkin about you all day!

RIELLE HUNTER. you stupid stupid bitch. you fucking whore. you...

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 01:03:19 -0400

RIELLE HUNTER. you stupid stupid bitch. you fucking whore. you absolutely sloppy drag queen looking piece of shit. I hate your guts. I hope something really bad happens to you. you are awful. but John Edwards is just as much to blame as you are. I hope something bad happens to both of you at the same time.